Want To See An Idiot Bicyclist Get Knocked The Fuck Out Attempting A Bike Jump? (What Am I Saying, Of Course You Do)

[YouTube via Barstool SportsFirst we had spectators hopping on crashed bike on a pro course before breaking his face. Then we had the pleasure of seeing a kid be peer pressured into taking a dive off a cliff. Same shit, different day.

At least in the first two bike fails the ends kind of justified the means. Well, not really, but they didn’t have a chance for success to begin with. This broken hipster is going to be drinking out of a straw for months because he had to conquer a 2 foot jump. Calm down there, Pastrana. Save yourself for Nitro Circus.

Not much to say here, to be honest with you. And honestly I almost feel bad about this one. I mean, the kid wasn’t blocking traffic. He wasn’t even really being a nuisance to anyone. He was completely off doing his own thing. But rules are rules and one of my rules is that when I see a bicyclist hurt himself attempting some outrageously stupid stunt, I have to write about it. Man’s got to have a code and this just happens to be mine.

About Falco

I hate bicyclists. My only regret is that I can't grow a beard.
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3 Responses to Want To See An Idiot Bicyclist Get Knocked The Fuck Out Attempting A Bike Jump? (What Am I Saying, Of Course You Do)

  1. onenameleft says:

    What a display of the usual bicyclist arrogance, and stupidity. I just gotta watch that a bunch more times.

  2. M says:

    Gotta love that guy casually dribbling a ball near the end, he clearly doesn’t give a fuck about cyclists either.

  3. Al says:

    How do you not know that you need to lean back? That’s just common sense. I’m still laughing. Fuck that guy.

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